my heart says yes but my bank balance says no
The “why you bringing up old shit” expression.
"Oil? Who said something bout oil? Bitch, you cookin?"
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow
In 2007, a married couple filed for divorce after they realized that they were cheating on one another in an online chatroom - with each other.
WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP
I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old
whenever you try to fall asleep during hot summer nights
we all took this movie too literally
people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with
jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying
AS IN THE FUCKING TIME
I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused